too many dudes. i’m so sick of dudes. every time i see something with a dude in it i’m like ‘fuck you, i don’t want to watch this.’
my glorious roommate, as she spreads peanut butter on a saltine (via lydiallisaac)
I’ve been doing this so much too and it’s so frustrating and overwhelming and EVERYWHERE
HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY RELATIONSHIP WITH CONTEMPORARY WRITING.
DUDE DUDE DUDE CHICK CLEARLY WRITTEN BY A DUDE DUDE DUDE ANOTHER CHICK WHO SOUNDS LIKE A DUDE DUDE ETC ETC ETC
HEY HOW ABOUT YOU GO TALK TO ONE—OR BETTER YET, FIVE—OF THE BILLIONS OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD SO YOU CAN A) REMEMBER THEY EXIST, AND B) WRITE THEM SO THEY ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE WOMEN OR FEMALE-IDENTIFYING PERSONS AND NOT, YOU KNOW, A DUDE.
(also, this is why I love VIDA and the VIDA Count—scroll down for PIE CHARTS and SHAMING.)